Repetition, Repittion, Repittion...

"More popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than 53 More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters: Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person, Anyway?"

- "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, The" (1981) (mini)

Jared's "Lost In Laie" has now rolled over the "1,000 visits" mark. The counter was started less than three months ago and the blog has been in existence for over 11 months, so it's been a considerable amount more! That probably makes this the second most popular non-porn internet site (1,295,237,567 over all).

I'd like to thank myself for making this possible and of course the little people...hmm...now I'm starting to repeat my 75th Blog Post. And one thing I've learned not to do is repeat myself in any blogs. No, I never repeat myself...never...never shall I repeat...

• May 12, 2004 "I'd like to thank all the little people..."
  
• May 19, 2004 "...I explained in a previous blog why..."
  
• May 5, 2004 "...I came across as trying too hard. Trying to hard?! Trying to hard to..."
  
• November 6, 2003 "I guess i just try too hard."
  
• April 25, 2004 "...As I mentioned earlier, BYU-Hawaii is under construction."
  
• April 21, 2004 "...I live in a place that is constantly under some form of construction..."
  
• April 21, 2004 "work on the small circle and a new smaller circle leading into the small circle that leads also into the big circle (I'm confused too). It's still under construction..."
  
• April 23, 2004 "...A-HA! I WAS RIGHT!...oh, man...I was right..."
  
• April 19, 2004 "My ex is back and there's gonna be some trouble, Hey na, Hey na. My ex is back...Ya, so Fei is back in the islands...So ya, my Ex is back"
  
• April 23, 2004 "My ex (Fei) is back on campus..."
  
• April 14, 2004 "I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T..."
  
• December 08, 2003 "I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean...S-M-A-R-T..."
  
• April 14, 2004 "...I used that same quote last semester..."
  
• April 09, 2004 "...Experience the 'Axe Effect'...the 'Axe Effect' is all...The Axe Effect = Eating..."
  
• April 08, 2004 "'Worst episode ever...' - Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons"
  
• November 27, 2003 "'Worst episode ever...' - The Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons"
  
• March 27, 2004 "...you may remember a past blog about...Adventures in Blood Donating!"
  
• October 11, 2003 "...Adventures in Blood Donating!..."
  
• March 22, 2004 "The odd part was how odd it wasn't."
  
• March 22, 2004 "...don't make physical contact. Any contact? Well, maybe eye contact..."
  
• January 21, 2004 "...my header...'I am too smrt and busy to waste time correcting typoes...'"
  
• January 21, 2004 "I put this as an earlier blog, but it bares repeating..."
  
• January 10, 2004 "'Exercise is no walk in the park'...as I have quoted above, 'Hey, Exercise is no walk in the park'."
  
• December 27, 2003 "You try to tell them and show them and you wait...and wait...and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...wait some more..."
  
• November 18, 2003 "And don't forget the Subway Jared...think of is the brother of the brother of Jared. They called him "Jared" for short..."
  
• November 06, 2003 "I will make the old Jared of subway a..."
  
• August 27, 2003 "...The brother of Jared was good, but Jared...well....sub-par. Then there was that stupid subway Jared."
  
• November 18, 2003 "I hope to be a new kind of Jared. A Jared that changes the Jared cliche. The kind of Jared that gets so well known that people will all know who you mean when you simply say, 'Jared'."
  
• September 26, 2003 "...continue in my conversation...things in my conversation...My conversation ends...and my conversation with..."
  
• September 26, 2003 "...the Mongolian!! The very same that held be captive..."
  
• September 08, 2003 "...this odd looking guy (basically looks like the Mongolian..."
  
• April 25, 2004 "'Hey! My mom says that I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!'- Eric Cartman from South Park"
  
• September 21, 2003 "'My mom says that I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.' – Eric Cartman from South Park"
  
• September 17, 2003 "I'm too sexxy for my humor, too sexxy for my humor. It's bound to wreck my future... - Adaptation of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred."
  
• April 18, 2004 "'I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat. I'm too sexy for my...pussy cat.'
  - Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy"
  
• September 08, 2003 "...until you wake up on your own free will...I woke up on my own free will..."

...nope. Never repeat myself. In nearly one year and 100 posts, not one single repeat...repeat free...Ya, ok, now I'm just laboring the point...