Total posts to date: 219
Total posts that were drafts but never published: 7
Original Title: "Jared's Pimp Blogger"
Original Look: Puke Green with Orange headlines. There was no way to post a comment.
First Words: "Blog one. Stardate, 1.456.3482 and 3 halfs."
Total hits from March 30, 2004 to August 26, 2005: 11,077
Post with highest amount of comments: "American Woman" with 40 comments.
Friends that started blogging following me: Faye Chong, JD Orme, Anna Nguyen, Chris Rusch, and much more.
Ran out of Ideas: One week ago.
On this special occasion I also announce that my blog, now known as "Jared's 'Menace In Mesa'" is again changing back to the apt and famous title of "Jared's 'Lost In Laie'". I will be returning back to Laie for my final year as a student at BYU-Hawaii. Right now am I working my last shift at 550AM KFYI.
Who knows what other famous blog posts I have comming up? Who knows how many more people I will offend or entertain? Who knows how much longer until I get tired of blogging and just let the site fall appart? Who knows when my blog will make me famous, get me a job writing scripts for comedy shows, then that get's me a gig performing on Saturday Night Live, thus starting my movie career, introducing me to starlets whom I will have torrid love affairs with eventually wearing me out and makeing me a has-been in the top right corner of Hollywood Squares until I am found dead of overdosing on Flamming Hot Cheetos in my cheap motel room that I will no doubt call home? Time will only tell...